A Very Hijacked Christmas (2006)

1. Santa's Missing a Finger 0:50
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2. This Record is Making Baby Jesus Cry 3:42
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3. Yes Virginia, There is No President 2:25
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4. Christmas Cards from Prison 2:15
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5. Jesus Had Issues 3:07
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6. All I Want for Christmas is a World Jihad 1:21
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7. Kick Me in the Head It's Christmas 1:40
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8. Elmo Chicken Dance 0:38
   
9. These Bells are Jangled and Mangled 1:42
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10. Sex Store Santa 1:29
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11. The Gift That Keeps on Giving 2:23
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12. Santa Has the Gout 1:25
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13. I Saw Santa Giving Mommy a Dirty Sanchez 1:52
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14. Fuck Santa in The Eyehole 6:03
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15. Festivus Song 2:05
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16. All I Want for Christmas is a Restraining Order 2:41
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17. Present on My Porch 2:39
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18. For Xmas I Wrote you This 1:55
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19. Oh Jesu Christ, It's a Fucking Christmas Song 3:13
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20. Bonus Track 1 2:47
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21. Bonus Track 2 1:18
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While not quite in time for Christmas this year, Christmas will come again and Santa will still be around, waiting patiently to have soiled Satanic sex with all of your inlaws. This being the case, Hijackalope is proud to present their third studio album, A Very Hijacked Christmas, stockinging full with 21 tracks of mayhem and Jesus.