Weapons of Mass Confusion (2004)

1. Why, Grandma, Why? 2:51
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2. Weiner Dog with a Boner 4:04
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3. Hotel Ballad 3:44
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4. Tee-ball 1:11
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5. Columbined 3:28
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6. Life Can't :52
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7. They Creep 2:42
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8. Whammy 3:07
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9. Elmo 2:47
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10. The Yesterday's Future is Today 2:05
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11. Beware, Beware 3:33
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12. Alien Invaders 0:55
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13. Polar Bear Band 1:54
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14. Apes on the March 3:46
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Fronted by the unstoppable (and possibly deceased) Osama So Huggable and Phillip Geehawd, Hijackalope recorded Weapons of Mass Confusion, the band's first album, while undergoing sleep deprivation and repeated viewings of Spinal Tap at Abu Ghraib Recording Studios. Heralded as "The Graverobbers of Modern Internet Audio," Hijackalope's fluxuating, often random "musical" musings will leave you dumbfounded and craving peeled grapes.