Mommas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Republicans (2006)

1. Living Nightmare 0:14
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2. Chairman Mao's White Lightning 2:07
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3. Smurf 3:24
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4. Ed Wood of Rock N Roll 0:37
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5. Jesus is a Punk Rocker 1:24
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6. Beer Battered Women 2:51
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7. I Want to Be Your Grandma 0:38
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8. Twisted Sister got My Sister Pregnant 2:11
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9. Phyllis Stein 2:16
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10. The Thing that Should Not be Eaten 2:25
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11. I Found One 1:10
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12. Zamboni Song 1:29
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13. Momma Said 0:22
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14. Tupper Wearwolf 1:25
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15. Rage Against the Answering Machine 1:52
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16. I'm Going to Sue God for Making me Ugly 3:27
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17. For the Love of Bourbon and Shotguns 0:57
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18. Sasquatch School Bus Driver 2:10
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19. I've Been Working on the Railroad 1:11
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20. Force of Juan 2:46
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21. Honky Tonk Robot 2:37
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22. Thank You for Master Copy 1:57
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23. Ecnad Ot Uoy Sdnammoc Natas 1:56
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24. Skullworms 0:49
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25. Sign Lanaguage Chimp 2:22
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26. I Write These Here Songs 3:43
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27. Smurf Em All, Let God Smurf Em Out 1:59
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Like a blossoming wildflower moments away from being shat upon by a grizzly bear, Mommas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Republican constructs beautiful melodies in your ears before destroying any hopes you had regarding musicality. Or something.

It's really good. The songs have really long titles and Phillip Geehawd orchestrated these tracks from his bunker somewhere in the Pacific Northwest while eating salmon patties and salmon pate. His cats often helped.

Check these tracks out. Unleash them on your friends like the curse of a mummy's fart.